it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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