I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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