he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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