hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Well I just put wine in my tea
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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