And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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