Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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