No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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