So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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