You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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