guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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