While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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