he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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