I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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