That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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