put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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