She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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