I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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