I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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