Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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