i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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