M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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