we're blogging at a bar
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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