I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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