Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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