I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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