what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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