He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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