I only kidnapped one of them. chill
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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