we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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