new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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