is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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