i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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