Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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