no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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