Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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