i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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