She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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