The maid of honor just puked.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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