ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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