yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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