Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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We have started to decorate penises.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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