if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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