she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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