I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize