Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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