god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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