I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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