Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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