Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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