I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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