No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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