At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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