I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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