Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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